- He hears information about a current medical
condition.
- He hears someone complain about the
dumbing down of ham radio
- He hears descriptions of malfunctioning
body parts.
- He hears descriptions of body fluids.
- He hears a description of a recent surgery.
- He hears someone describe a boil-like
growth.
- He hears someone describe the side effects
of medication.
- He hears someone talking about their first
colonoscopy.
- He hears someone describe how they lost
their spleen.
- He hears someone describe their wife's
root canal.
- He hears someone describe an infection
they have.
- He hears someone describe how dry skin
affects their sleep.
- He hears someone describe an infection
in a cow's ear caused by a metal tag.
- He hears someone describe a scar on their
body.
- He hears someone describe a chigger infection.
- He hears someone say they're
going to cut their leg in half and get a new knee.
- He hears someone tell you how long they're
going to live.
- He hears someone say that
children are the source of most of the disease in the world.
- He hears drool drop on the microphone.
- He hears someone describe their post nasal
drip.
- He hears someone describe
an amoeba in their stool.
- He hears someone describe a lice infestation.
- He hears someone refer to their wife as
"mother" or "mama".
- He hears a discussion about hunting and
cooking possums.
- He hears someone admit they eat horse
meat.
- He hears someone describe how to properly
boil an egg.
- He hears someone describe their home as
a dwelling.
- He hears someone say they ride a bicycle
several thousand miles a year.
- He hears someone pronounce "A-MER-I-TRON"
as "AM-I-TRON".
- He hears someone wonder why the fan comes
on in their amplifier.
- He hears someone ask whether the DX is
long or short path.
- He hears someone call 'cq cq, hello cq"
for so long without giving a callsign that you give up listening.
- He hears someone say they "don't
know which direction their antenna is pointing".
- He hears someone give a 599+ signal report,
then they repeat everything they say several times, several times.
- He hears someone describe what they did
35 years ago that is better than anything you could do today.
- He hears political ranting of any type.
- He hears a pileup containing more than
3 people.
- He hears someone describe why they don't
trust Bill Gates.
- He hears someone say "there"
after every other word.
- He hears someone repeat themselves more
than twice.
- He hears someone repeat themselves, there,
more than twice, there.
- He hears someone describe why athletes
make too much money.
- He hears a conversation about why things
today are so bad.
- He hears an emergency communications net.
- He hears VE7KFM.
- He hears a discussion about urinal linings.
- He hears an audio check that takes over
an hour to complete.
- He hears someone admit that dinner
consists of tuna fish and a candy bar.
- He hears W2NQ portable W7 call "CQ to check
propagation." (click
for an interesting story on this guy)
- He hears someone talk for 12 minutes and
say nothing.
- He hears someone complain about how contesting
screws up the bands.
- He hears someone complain about
social security.
- He hears someone complain about taxing
social security.
- He hears someone say the President's doing
just fine.
- He hears someone attribute a social ill
to a conspiracy theory.
- He hears someone talk about the Kennedy
assassination.
- He hears someone complain about the
ARRL.
- He hears someone admit their name is Pincus.
- He hears someone say "America's best
days are behind her."
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